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Though seems technical, but is very real in our life... The first thing u have to do before u talk abt love :->

Customer Service Rep:Can you install LOVE?
Customer:
        I can do that.  I'm not very technical, but I think I
        am ready to install now.  What do I do first?
CS Rep:
       The first step is to open your HEART.  Have you located
       your HEART?
Customer:
       Yes I have, but there are several programs running right
       now.  Is it okay to install while they are running?

CS Rep: What programs are running?
Customer:
       Let me see....I have PAST HURT.EXE, LOW ESTEEM.EXE,
       GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
CS Rep:
      No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE
      from your current operating system.  It may remain in your
      permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other
      programs.  LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE
      with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE.   However,
      you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and
      RESENTMENT.COM.  Those programs prevent LOVE from being
      properly installed.  Can you turn those off?
Customer:
      I don't know how to turn them off.  Can you tell me how?
CS Rep:
      My pleasure.  Go to your Start menu and invoke
      FORGIVENESS.EXE.  Do this as many times as necessary until
      GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer:
      Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself
      automatically.  Is that normal?
CS Rep:
      Yes it is.  You should receive a message that says it will
      reinstall for the life of your HEART.  Do you see that
      message?
Customer:
      Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
CS Rep:
      Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You
      need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get
      the upgrades.

Customer: Oops...I have an error message already.  What should
        I do?
CS Rep:
      What does the message say?
Customer :
       It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL
       COMPONENTS".  What does that mean?
CS Rep:
      Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that
      the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but
      has not yet been run on your HEART.  It is one of those
      complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms
      it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it
      can "LOVE" others.
Customer:
      So what should I do?
CS Rep:
      Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer:
      Yes, I have it.
CS Rep:
      Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer:
      Thank you.
CS Rep:
     You're welcome.  Click on the following files and then
     copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC,
     SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC.
     The system will overwrite any conflicting files and
     begin patching any faulty programming.  Also, you need to
     delete SELFCRITICIZE.EXE from all directories, and then
     empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is
     completely gone and never comes back.

Customer:
     Got it.  Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files.
     SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows
     that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and  CONTENTMENT.COM are copying
     themselves all over my HEART!
CS Rep:
      Then LOVE is installed and running.  You should be able to
      handle it from here.  One more thing before I go...
Customer:
      Yes?
CS Rep :
      LOVE is freeware.  Be sure to give it and its various
      modules to everybody you meet.  They will in turn share it
      with other people and they will return some really neat
      modules back to you.
Customer:
      I will. Thank you for your help.