Maozhen and Sign Language
(24-8-98)

Here is the newspaper article where our very own Maozhen shows you what sign language is all about.(

Top 5 Holiday Jobs
(7-5-98)

1) Sales Person : "Just give me 5 seconds and I'll really convince you why this solar powered flashlight is so useful."

2) Clerk : "Sure, I'll be happy to photocopy 500 copies of this document on pink, blue, green and white paper in the ratio of 1:2:3:7."

3) Pamplet Distributor : Hmmn..., I'm giving out leaflets for a art gallery exhibition so should I give one to the blind guy over there? Why not? I'm sure he will be about to find time and admire the paintings...

4) Tuition Teacher : "What do you mean this method can't be used! I have been solving problem sums with this quantum theory my entire life!"

5) Telephone Marketing Person : "We from ABC company are doing a survey on household appliances and if you will answer a few questions, we will be more than delighted to sell you a set of handcrafted, stain resistant, nuclear-bomb-proof pots and pans at half price!"

Here is Yanhui's web page
http://www.ntu.edu.sg/home1/s7840003z/Friends.htm
(May have been deleted already since it is a school project kind of thing)

List of what the girls are doing
By popular demand. Actually, by demand only (18-10-97)

Xu Huixian: Studying Medicine with me, or rather, like me
Kong Anan: NTU studying Accountancy
Qiu Shimin: NUS Engineering, I think
Xu Jiayi: Off to England to study BizAd in Kent
Adelina Koh: NTU Mass Communications and darn proud of it too!
Sheila Lau: Building and Estate Management in NUS
Donna Liew: NTU studying Communication Studies and in Jieru's class
Lin Miaozhen: NTU studying Business & staying in hall
Huang Huixian: England on PSC payroll doing physiotherapy
Wu Yanhui: NTU studying Accountancy
Wang Jieru: NTU studying Communication Studies in Donna's class
Chen Liping: NUS doing Engineering (Civil)
Xie Xiunan: Acc/Bus in NTU sharing Miaozhen's room
Rachael Wong: NUS doing Arts and Social Science and staying in Sheares Hall
Laura Tan: Off to Canada to study political science
Zheng Huiling: Law in NUS
 


List of Predicted Responses and Wise Sayings

The sayings are not accurate representations of what you all will say, but hey! If you want accurate responses, sent them to me, don't just complain. So my spelling is bad and my han yu pin yin is worse, maybe I should start using the spell check utility... I could use some help in the programming.

1) Licai : "Eh?" followed by "Bo Chap!"
2) Xijie : "Let's hoot them!" and "Chen mei yun sister, you look 10 years younger, honest!"
3) Donna : "Did you hear du4 der2 wei's new song?"
4) Huang Huixian : "Another class outing? Can't wait to call everyone to ask them out!"
5) Yanhui : "You guys go ahead, I have to go home early."
6) Mingxin : "Let me tell you a joke."
7) Sheng'en : He says nothing, he just draws.
8) Weiming : "Wo3 yeh3 si4 jer4 yang4 xiang3"
9) Colin : In his mind, "Man U must win!"
10) Hanliang : "wo de tou fa yuo mei yuo luant?" (Is my hair messy?)
11) Rachael : "Tanned? Who says I'm tanned?"
12) Xu Huixian : "Licai, when is the new shipment of comics coming in?"
13) Anan : "Look into my eyes, your eye lids are starting to droop and you seem very sleepy....or is it just me?"
14) Shimin : "Got to bend my legs till they can go 2 times round my body for the new dance."
15) Jiayi : "The choir is my life."
16) Adelina : "This just ain't artistic enough."
17) Sheila : "Pass me the ball, pass me the ball! What do you mean we are playing badminton?"
18) Miaozhen : "Anybody got a ball of yarn?"
19) Jieru : "You know, in the Tang dynasty Cao Cao and Liu Bei........" (most probably my historical info is way off)
20) Liping : "Marvel at my muscles you wimps!"
21) Laura : "Shakespeare is my best friend."
22) Huiling : "Science is chick feet!"
23) Xiunan : " Down 20 cadet!"
24) Alvin : "I can fold a model of the Great Wall of China with only one piece of paper!"
25) Jeffrey : "Bungee jumping just doesn't give me enough trills."
26) Weibin: "How is the weather down there?"


List of favorite restaruants that we go to

1) Ponderosa : Why? I'll never know since the food is served slow, in small portions and with big price tags. Only thing edible at the salad bar is the spoons used to scoop up the blobs of mashed potatoes, though much fun can be derived from adding salt to Licai's drink when he isn't looking.

2) Burger King (at Jurong East) : Remember those happy days? Sigh. There's nothing like a cheese burger at RV students' preferred hangout. And it is only a stone's throw to Sheng Yang's place though he never invited us up.

3) Country Mana (World Trade Centre) : OK, so we have only been there once, but how often does the whole class go out together anyway? While, this is the best of the lot with good food at OK prices and served quick too.

4) BBQ at Eastcoast : Nothing like food cooked by your own hands. Juicy with blood, charred on the outside but rare on the inside. Food that was dropped on the floor, rotting in the ice box and plastered with dust from the fire - food that has stood the test of time.

5) Macdonald's at Eastcoast : After a hard day of playing, there is nothing like a cool Coke to refresh the system and a few hamburgers to chew on, especially since there is not enoght food, most of it is burnt or inedible or everyone just doesn't want to clean up after cooking.

Suggestions for the next eat out :
1) Seah Street Deli - Good cheap food with ambiance. At Raffles Arcade (next to the hotel)
2) Spageddies : Food with a bit more variety. Nice decor too.
  


List of Loboness
Rating of who is the loboest of them all (Lobo : lazing around) 30-8-97

1) Mingxin - Yes, its me! No army for 7 years! Enjoy your 5BX gentlement.

2) Sheng Yang - 4 army free years, but then 6 years of officer duties. First with the sweet then the bitter.

3) Weibing - Psc C, stay out, have not completed BMT but getting a 3rd Sergent rank. Well done.

4) Hanliang - Signal driver and staying out. Get to race rovers and bikes. The trills without the hassles.

5) Weiming - OCT 3 white bars at the moment, and not enjoying himself at all. Here is a quote: "I am now posted to a new unit 128 Squadron, which is definitely not a lobo unit at all. The bunk is sort of BMT style, lockers and beds and all. A lot of things have to be standardised including toothpaste length and size (1/4 squeezed or whatsoever)- so you can imagine the siong-ness! I am also the i/c again (always got to be the first i/c of all the courses)." Well there you have it! The latest and hot off the press.

6) Xijie- OCT (3 white) Still a long way to go, but a macho and a hercules built into one - no problem.

7) Licai - OCT (3 white) Enjoying infantry attachment, every minute of it. Chest out, stomach in and wipe that stupid grin off your face soldier!

8) Sheng'en - ASLC, at least you get the satisfaction of knocking down people.

9) Jeffery - 3rd Sergeant and training to be a recce. Hope you take well to Prisoner of War training.

*Colin is unrated as his whereabouts are still not clear.
  



 
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