"That girl in my lecture hall is so chio." "Hey, chio bu,chio bu, du...." "Just look at that CHIO BU."
Ahem, the above should not be new to most
guys aged between 15 to 25 living in Singapore.
(For my oversea's friends, chio bu means pretty girl in dialect.)
How to approach women become a very interesting topic since we have
heard of failures here and there. Personally, i have suffered numerous
failures and come to think of it, i have been quite an idiot. Guys gossip
also. We share how to "tackle" women we fancy and share tactics to win
their fancy. (got a feeling ladies looking at this page is laughing at
the very moment.)
Top Ten ways Not to approach a women.
1. I happen to buy 2 plates of Mee Reebus, wanna have one?
(adapted from the Howey's mee reebus story)
2. I think your foul smell attracted me.
3. My new bed needs a female owner, wanna be one?
4. Are you my primary school classmate? (Due to the abuse of
this tactic, it has become an obvious threat to women.)
5. Have i seen you somewhere before?? (Same reason as above)
6. My mummy wants me to get a girlfriend and i selected you.
(What has it got to do with your mum?)
7. GOD tells me you are the one. (Yeh right!)
Top Ten ways to approach a women (Not 100% also)
1. My name is bla bla bla and i would like you to be my friend.
(The old-fashioned way but suprisingly makes more sense)
2. I happen to buy 2 bottles of mineral water, wanna have one?
(much better than the mee reebus one above.)
3.
The above are my buddie's opinion and mine of how to and how not to approach women and does not represent the general guys's view.Any similarities found in real life in relation to the information herein are purely coincidental.