This sign will permanently appear here, as life is full of excitements and I will not waste so much time fiddling with this home page.

As you can see, this home page has a great potential to nominate for "The Most Boring Web Pages" competition.

What you WON'T find in this home page

• Pornographic images (this of course might disappoint a lot of you)
• Massive picture archives of Vivian Chow or Charlie Yeung
• A list of personal home pages around the world
• Photographs of my room updated every minutes (with three different views)
• Wallpapers which randomly change colours
• Printer drivers for Windows 95 and NT
• PI to 10,000 decimals (but this shouldn't hinder your progress in becoming a member of the 100-Club, like me)
• ASCII arts that can be seen everywhere in the Internet, such as the Cowlection, smileys, birthday cakes and 'Kong Hay Fat Choi'. An exception of course, is the ASCII image of myself.
• Access count which shows the number of people entered my page, with an initial value of 
• The message:
This page is Netscape & Microsoft enhanced. Download them now!

The fact that this home page has nothing much to see automatically eliminates the danger of persecution from Mr Clinton.

So why bother visit my home page?

• The number of handsome guys you know in the world will increase by one
• You will have successfully wasted a portion of your spare time, which you have originally no idea of how to spend
• You will have ruled out one possibility out of thousands of Web pages which might contain naughty pictures, pictures of Vivian Chow and Charlie Yeung, printer drivers for Windows 95 and NT, or PI to 10,000 decimals
• Your bookmarks will have one additional line
• Most of all, there is my signed poster which you will be eagerly wanting to download

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