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AWARDS
(what awards ?)

OK, this being a well designed site (my opinion) and all that crap, it ought to have some awards, (my opinion again). However , this wonderful site (my opinion) might not have reached the attention of those sites that award awards to beauties like this site.. Getting confused? Never mind, i have taken the liberty to award some awards to this site. Just look below. (i mean this page, hey)

 
         

 Fake Award : One Star   
what do ya expect from a new site?

Fake Award : One Cent
started cheap...

Fake Award : Wrecked Site
it was a disaster
in the beginning

Fake Award: Bottom of the Web 
 hey, i gotta start somewhere 

Fake Award: Good GIF
nice images, eh?

 

Fake Award: Not Nominated
like i said, no awards

 

 

Fake Award : Zilch
throw me a rotten fruit ..

  Fake Award : MisHits
what do ya expect from a 
high traffic site, hey ?

Fake Award : Black Ops Medal
getting this site up 
is like fighting a war..

 

This site done with : Site created with NotePad Site created with Shareware Recycled Electrons

If you think your sorry site need some of these awards, write to me & i may award you some of these beasties, but remember to link back to my page after you got your stuff. We are all in this cool state , right?

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AND NOW, TO THE REAL AWARDS I HAVE WON! (please click, please)

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