Joke of the week
JOHN, who is familiar with radar guns, was driving through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. He, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result. "Something must be wrong with this speed device," he thought. Two weeks later, when he received the summons in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets: each for not wearing a seat belt!