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Fiona's Birthday |
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Fiona's Birthday Dinner (1st August 2003)
"You are getting old when the only thing you don't want for your birthday is to be reminded of it."
"Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet."
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HA HA HA...
On a crowded bus the young woman asked the gent, "Do you mind if I sit down, I'm pregnant?" He stood up and gave her his seat, but then took a second look. "You don't look pregnant. How long have you been pregnant?" he asked. "Oh, about 15 minutes," she said, "But doesn't it make you tired!"
Jill, she was a pretty girl, And Jack, an ardent male, He praised her shapely beauty, In English, French, And Braille. |