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The Mobile Story

Part 2

 

ONE-LINERS...

 

By the time a man learns to read women like a book, he's too old to start a library.

 

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Last Updated on

12 June 2004

 

The Mobile Story, Part 1

 

I have recently upgraded my mobile phone from a Nokia 8250 to a Nokia 6610.  (Yup, I am a Nokia fan!)  But the upgrade does not come easy, or cheap...

 

I have been using the 8250 for slightly more than a year, so I am already eligible for upgrade.  I wasn't in a hurry, because the 8250 serves me well, and most of all, I am quite reluctant to pay for a new phone.  Then tragedy strikes!

 

I was having a little of a tummy upset that day, so I make a bee-line for the loo.  In my haste, I forgot to remove the phone from the back pocket, so when I was pulling up my pants, the phone make a dive for the "swimming pool" of pee!  (Luckily, I did not do any poo-poo!)  I manage to retrieve the phone from the "pool", (How?  Please, please, dun make me elaborate!)  I introduced more water into the phone to flush all the "foreign objects".  When the phone is properly dried, I found that the LCD screen is no longer working.  

 

So out I go to hunt for a new phone.  To make a very long story short, I managed to trade in the 8250 for $20, which I thought was a good bargain.  I paid $220 for the new 6610, and well, that's the end of the first installment of "The Mobile Story" !

 

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HA! HA! HA!

 

Bus conductor: "Full fare for the kid, he's five."

 

Mother: "How could he be five, I've only been married three years!"

 

Conductor: "Look lady, I take fares, not confessions."