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Ah hah! After centuries of bragging about my accents and having everyone absolutely talk about them (HAH! I'm buay hiao bai like that, so there) this is my darling project ACK-SEN-AY-SHUN where I post different accents I've learnt over the years. But I tell you, the quality of the recordings are quite bad, because I have to record them sneakily in my room without my aunts going "WHY AREN'T YOU DOING YOUR HOMEWORK", so i still think they sound better live. Cheers, and enjoy!
[] Lork of The Lings (NEW)
WHAT: GOLLUM FINDS PRODO WITH THE LING.
DIALOGUE:Myyy PREEECIOUSS
[] JOSH GROBAN (NEW)
WHAT: Josh Groban in Honey, I shrank the Josh
DIALOGUE:YOOOOO RAAIISSEEE MEE UPPPP
[] Interview with the Anus (NEW)
WHAT: Candidate 1: I'm feeling tight lately, DOC!
Candidate 2: Functioning normally, DOC!
Candidate 3: 'Elp! I'm leaking!
Candidate 4:The Lethal One.
[] BACK IN HONG KONG (NEW)
WHAT: A Hongkie sits in for a social studies lesson in 4/12.
Dialogue: YOU LOUSY SINGKAPOREANS
[] Advertisements (NEW)
WHAT: WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE ...
[] The Chronicles of Dong Dong
Setting: The Maid Agency
Time: 10:39 pm
Date: 18th June 2004
Plot: Couple walks in to select a maid.
Dialogue:
*drumroll*
DONG DONG RETURNS- CHAPTER ONE
[] The One Liner.
SCENE TWO:
WHAT: A TEACHER IS TRYING TO GET A MAT TO DO HIS HOMEWORK.
DIALOGUE: CHER!
[] LONG LIVE CHINA
SCENE THREE (LATEST!)
WHAT: A STUDENT FROM NANYANG GIRLS HIGH SCHOOL IS RALLYING SUPPORT FOR CHAIRMAN MAO
DIALOGUE: MAO ZU XI!
[] Latest Pop Sensation- MOON HO YI SHAN
SCENE FOUR
WHAT: MOON HO IS HEARD HAVING EPILEPTIC FITS
DIALOGUE: I CAN SHEE THE MOON
[] At The Indian Embassy
SCENE FIVE
WHAT: MISS BALAKRISHNAN'S ANSWERING MACHINE
DIALOGUE: APPLY FOR A WISA
(I would advise you right click and save target as to maximise your enjoyment. HAH!)