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Below is your character of you. Click here to find out what you as a friends ***************************************************************************    
Aries --- Mar.21-Apr.19    
           You have a wild imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence in your friends and people resent  you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are a general dipshit.
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Taurus --- Apr.20-May20
             You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a god-damned communist.
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Gemini --- May 21-June 20    
           You are quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini's are notorious for incest. ***************************************************************************
Cancer --- June 21-July 22    
               You are sympathetic and understanding to others people's problems, which make you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shit. Everybody in prison is a Cancer. ***************************************************************************
Leo --- July 23-Aug.22    
            You consider yourself a born leader. Other think you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving mother-fuckers and enjoy masturbation more than sex. ***************************************************************************
Virgo --- Aug.23-Sept.22     
           You are the logical type and hate disorder. Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while fucking. Virgo makes  good bus drivers and pimps. ***************************************************************************
Libra --- Sept.23-Oct.21    
         You are the artistic type and have difficult time dealing with reality. If yo are a male, you are probably a queer. Changes for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of venereal disease. ***************************************************************************
Scorpio --- Oct.22-Nov.21     
            The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpio's are murdered. ***************************************************************************
Sagittarius --- Nov.22-Dec.21     
           You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks. You are a worthless piece of shit. ***************************************************************************
Capricorn --- Dec.22-Jan.19     
           You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should stay home, out of the way of everybody else. ***************************************************************************
Aquarius --- Jan.20-Feb.18     
            You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone think you are a fucking jerk. ***************************************************************************
Pisces --- Feb.19-Mar.20    
           You are a pioneer type and think most people are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come in contact with. You are a prick.




You As A Friends

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Aries    
          
Your friendship must be warm and on the level.
Let me put it this way.
You are a fine friend and a formidable foe.
With Aries, things are never done by halves. Aries
expects total devotion and sincerity in
friendship. In turn, he/she extends a loving
and strong hand.

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Taurus    
         
  A good friend, though not a particularly brilliant one.
  Many times,family members and close relatives end up
  as friends. Yes, a Taurean can give himself/herself
  freely with time, and money, and practical advise. The Taurean
  likes friends, to be happy and in comfort. The Taurean
  hates to lose a friend,as the attachment is strong, and will
  often go out of the way to maintain a relationship.
  Taurean can be patient,persuasive, persistent
with friends.

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Gemini    
         
An amusing friend and according to me a good one. Gemini
can return love,responds beautifully to a little appreciation. Gemini
often feels --but wrongly so -- that others don't do enough for him/her.
Young at heart, you could be the life of a group. Whatever others     
might say about you, I do maintain that you excel in
human relationships.

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Cancer    
        
Your loyalty and attachments to people make you a friend
worth his or her weight in gold. However, see that you do not
expect too much out of friendship. Always ready to give,
you are likely to be bitterly disappointed when friends do not
live up to your own image of them. However, you will
seldom cut your friendship ties and do much more
for friends than they did for you. A good, solid
friend !  

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Leo    

As a friend you are worth your weight in pure gold. Leo
is a mighty good friend. He/She does not ditch people. Leo is
very warm hearted and sincere. Your idealism and
romanticism comes through very strongly here.
Blessed is the person who has a Leo friend.

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Virgo    
         
Understand, Virgo, that yours is a sign of service and
communal living. It is a humane sign. Therefore, you need friends,   
though you may acknowledge it. In friendship, Virgo is at his best.  
Virgo may not be a hearty type.
But Virgo will be steady and extremely reliable as a friend. Whatever
advice and suggestions Virgo gives will be practical and to the point.
Virgo hates to break off any relationship.
A Virgo friend is a solid friend. He/She is worth the
price in platinum.

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Libra    

You can give good advice to a friend and any friend who
follows up will never come to grief. But if you expect Libra to give
the heart also, you could be disillusioned. This does not
mean that Libra is cold. It only means that you Libreans are often detached.
You can be a good friend. It only means that one should not expect the
impossible from a Libra.
But Libra is excellent company. Libra has finesse and
grace. Let me say,Libra is the lubricant in all human relationship.

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Scorpio    
         
There's explosive element here, pure dynamite, if you ask
me. However good friend you may be -- and you are good
- do not be secretive and wear a mask. Yes ,you are
discriminative in friendship and psychologically speaking, a
disturbed family background,sometimes tragically so, is
responsible for it. In friendships, you are intensely loyal.Though
you do and can appear detached, you are ultra-sensitive,
specially in pride and self-respect. You are a little too over-
bearing, never a happy ground for a stable friendship.
Secrets will be well kept. Do not attach too much importance to
minor lapses on the part of friends. You could be betrayed,
resulting in a complete severing of all
ties.

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Sagittarius    
         
Generous to a fault and very helpful, you evidently make
a good  friend. If friends follow your advise they will be happy.
Yes, you can guide them very well. Your intuition comes into full play
in friendship.
You will do more for them than they do for you. Even if your friends  
fail you - and many of them will -- there will be no resentment and   
hatred. But your own  prejudices will blind you on many occasions.    
With Sagittarius likes and dislikes areintense.          

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Capricorn    

Once the initial hurdles are crossed, you will prove to
be the old faithful.
See that snobbery does not come into the way of
true friendship. While you may not be very tactful and
polished in  your manners and talk, you won't fail a friend in an
emergency. Try to reach out more, please.

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Aquarius    

Aquarians can be better counselors than friends. The
reason is that,though emotionally involved, they can
think clearly and visualize situations and problems
creatively. As yours is the sign of friendship, It do predict
that your friends will receive both warmth and guidance from
you.          

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Pisces    

A good friend ,humane, understanding, if slightly
unconventional.Yes, you can understand a person intuitively, help him
without a show of exuberance. The friendship may have an unworldly   
touch about it. But your advise should be worth following. A word of 
warning. Do not expect the impossible here.
People have feet of clay and so, I am afraid , do you.
Accept them for what they are worth, and let not idealism
crowd judgement our innate grace and diplomacy
could help save an unpleasant situation.

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A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.


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