Dog   A dog saw a sign in a office when it was walking down the street. The sign read : " Help wanted! Must be able to type 70 words in a minute.Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal-opportunity employer."   The dog went in to applied for the position, but he was quickly rebuffed. "I can't hire a dog for this job," said the manager. But the dog pointed to the line that read " An equal-opportunity employer," the manager sighed and asked," OK, can you type?"   Silently, the dog walking over to a typewriter and flawlessly banged out a letter.  " Can you operate a computer?" the manager inquired. The dog then sat down at a terminal,wrote a program and ran it perfectly.    "Look, I still can't hire a dog for this position," said the manager, " You have a fine skills, but I need someone who's bilingual. It says so right in the ad."    The dog looked up to the manager and said,"Meow".

Play Again    There is a kid went up the stage and performed a tune on a piano. After the perfromer, the audience shouted,       " ENCO! ENCO!" So the teacher asked him do he wanted to play again. But the kid got nervous and ask the teacher,         " I didn't play anything wrong, why I need to play again?"

Chicken One day, a lady brought her daughter a mental doctor. She said to the doctor,    " My daughter always thinks she a chicken for about half a year." The doctor asked,    " Already half a year, why now then you bring her to see me?" The lady answer,    "Because the whole family is wanting for her to lay an egg."

TV Program A TV program rating service found out that it inadvertently obtained part of it findings from prisoners in the same compound. They also discovered that the prisoners were only watching daytime TV programs. The rating outfit asked the prisoners why they never watched TV programs at night as they were unable to resist its natural urge.    "That's simple," explained a prisoner, " The lights go out at 8pm and so we not allow to watch after that."    "But why you watch it during daything?" asked the researcher.    "..you mean all those lousy programs, I thought it was all part of the punishment," replied the prisoner.

No Worry A old man was laying in his hospital bed, his wife was sitting beside him, she had to crane forward to listen to him.     "I am worry about the cost of the treatment," he wheezed and his voice was hardly a whisper,   "How are we ever going to pay for the specialists, the hospital, the operations and all the bills?"    " Don't worry," said his wife,"I have had already talked with the hosptial, they say I can pay as soon as I've collected your insurance!"