Definition

Vincent Toh is what you might call a supreme being of 22 years old. He's quite okay (do i hear any protests?) and has a very pleasant disposition (don't believe? ask his friends!) Spent 12 years of formal education at XXX School and served his National Service in a blaze of glory as an Armour Specialist.

Characteristics

Brillant, odourless and shows affinity for Vitamin M. Enhanced properties in water (I rather swim than run!) Alcohol free in most situations. Likely to deposit flowers on female samples upon analysis.

Identification

Response to audio call of Vincent or Ah Beng (pronouced: Ahhhh-Beeeng). Also can be visually detected by bright flourescent Hard Rock Cafe T-Shirt. Yields characteristic reactions of most humans. Turns a cute red when electricity is applied (especially by female samples).

Acidity or alkalinity

Wah lau! Beats me! Do I look like a pH meter?

Clarity and colour

Always crystal clear in intentions. Colour changes to dark brown when exposed to UV radiation. Colour change reversible with time.

Heavy metals

No. I prefer lighter music.

Other salts

Low salt diet, please. Not really. Who am I kidding? Food's paradise for me! (though I would like to pass on the Science Canteen chicken rice.)

Labelling

Only form of labelling are those pleasant letterings on my IC - V.I.N.C.E.N.T. Any negative labelling will be deemed as bigoted and bias. (eg. don't label me as a buaya or idiot!)

Preparation

No preparation needed. Done 22 years ago. Be reminded that Batteries are NOT included.

Action and use

Activities vary from swimming to jogging. Soccer is also welcomed. Computers are fast becoming part of life. (where would the world be without e-mail.)

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