[Metal Hospital] [School][Cheat] [pig]

   A woman for defamation of character sued a man. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty & fined.

   After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that that was true.

   "Does this also mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.
   The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

   The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson & said," Good Afternoon, Mrs.
 Johnson."