I have bears. Many bears. I like them in Jail. It is a
clean jail. They have lots of entertainment there.
I have bears with attitude. I like Nicholai and Lex.
Nicholai is short for Nicholas von Bear. He is a business
person. He has been valued at a ge-zillion dollars on e-Bay.
Nicholai's birthday is on 27th December every year. He was "born" on 27th December 2003. He has many hobbies. His favorite is counting money ... a little like Scrooge. Except that he is obviously cuter.
Nicholai likes his drinks too. Especially when drinks are specially made for him - like this bottle of Absolute Vodka from Romania. He is most pleased that they had him in mind when they designed the size and shape of the bottle.
Lex is short for Alexander. He is a fashionista. Whiz bang A grade the works. He loves his socks.
He is vain. Smug. Cool. Not machismo. He likes dressing for comfort. He keeps up to date with the latest fashion courtesy of Auntie Pat who knits him new outfits on a regular basis.
NB: He says that he does not like socks, and has only one pair that were not flattering on him because they made him look like a go-go dancer.
My bears require luxury. 5 star hotels stocked with
mini-bars. 500 hundred count bed sheets. They have been to many hotels all over
the world. Only the best they say. Pratesi or Frette will do just fine.
The Bears and Piglets have a constant battle regarding
money. I always wonder why they don't just share it. I would imagine that by
sharing it, they could buy over big companies and take over the world.
In all, my bears are a happy bunch. They have many friends. This is Nicholai
with Gwen, a perpetually sleepy penguin.
Nicholai with Willem Lex with Sarek. Nicholai and Gwen.
This is the Ruthless Assassin. She is skilled in martial arts. She has many weapons. She hides her secret identity behind her mask.
She lives a life of mystery. Beware the blade(s) she carries. She has travelled far and wide and has many experiences to share.
NB: The ruthless assassin has requested not to be featured. I guess she prefers to keep her identity as hushed hushed as possible. Having her on a web page just will not do.
In time, I hope to share with everyone - the many adventures that my bears and I have had.
Ongkywks ©.