Hello! Welcome to my homepage. I would like to highlight a particularly interesting entry by Adam (Entry no. 20) in my guestbook. I was so touched that i decided to display his entry on this main page, as well as my reply to it. Happy reading!
This was his entry :
"Thanks for nothing this webpage is a load of crap. Thanks
for waisting my time. But one tthing that you do have going
for you on this page is the kick ass graphics and icons.
But play some real music not this load of crap. Maybe you
could play something cool like Marilyn Mansons Sweet
Dreams. Also no one gives a rats assabout your chinese new
year resolution so take that off. Also no one likes a
person that is happy all the time, that gets realy anoying. Fuck You"
This is my reply:
Thanks for your invaluable(1) comments on my homepage. Your great concern for the state and quality touches the deepest depths of my heart. However, while the comments were mostly negative, it did encourage and assure me a great deal.... when I saw the disgusting and thoroughly atrocious(2) English(3) you had. It was such a reassurance to know that no matter how crappy the contents of my homepage were, it was at least grammatically(4) lucid and had fluid language. Nevertheless, I appreciate the effort you took, considering your poor grasp of English, to sign my guestbook. Your kind gesture will be forever embedded(5) in my mind.
By the way, I give English tuition for Secondary 2 students... would you be interested to join? Do not worry about the class being too advanced for you. I'm sure my students are all well-mannered and will not be condescending(7) in anyway.
May you find true joy one day.
(1) invaluable - very valuable.
(2) atrocious - extremely bad.
(3) english - the language you attempted to use.
(4) grammatically - something your comments lacked.
(5) embedded - entrenched(6)
(6) entrenched - deeply stuck in.
(7) condescending - how I feel towards you.
Read finish? Now hop on in!
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