It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
M. Grundler
When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer,smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?
H. Jackson Brown, Jr
H. Jackson Brown, Jr
Never argue with a fool.Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics
is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
Christopher Hampton
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.Thirty is a nice age for a woman...especially if she is 40.
Time wounds all heelsWhen you sit with a nice girl for two hours,
You think it's only a minute.
But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute,
you think it's two hours.
That's relativity.
Einstein
All men should freely use those seven wordswhich have the power to make any marriage run smoothly:
"You know dear, you may be right."
You can tell a child is growing upwhen he stops asking where he came from
and starts refusing to tell you where he is going.
If it's such a small world, why does it cost so much to run it?Our language is called the Mother tongue..because Father seldom gets to use it.
Every year it takes less time to fly across the ocean...and longer to drive to work.Time may be a great healer...but it sure is a lousy beautician.
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Bob Wells
